every teardrop is a waterfall.

May 29, 2012 50,024 notes

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

we-avenge-if-we-want-to:

superheroesandsuperhusbands:

mrs-trickster:

bobbysbandofidjits:

shercock-block:

iggymarauder:

ackn0w1edged:

effiesgreenwig:

capitolwhore:

odair:

i’m actually terrified

Just shat my pants

holy shat

LORD

NONONONONONO

LITERASLLY FUCKING HACVING A HEART AttackAFROM LAUGHING OPG MYGOD

HAIL DARK LORD SATAN

I’M CRYING FROM FEAR AND LAUGHTER!

STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP EVERYTHING MUTE FUCKING HELL TUMBLR

THAT IS FUCKING TERRIFYING WATSDJILFHASDJKGH;DFL

OH MY FUCK

I wasn’t planning on sleeping tonight anyway, it’s okay. O.O

(Source: mybuddykeiths-choice-ass)

May 27, 2012 201 notes

myspacefamosity:

hatecrew:

myspacefamosity:

alalallaalaaalalaa

wats tha tnoise???

o its the phpone hello/??

LMAO HOLD ON A SEC!!!

OYEEEEE ITS A SHOE NOT A PHPONE

sifhusidufhsidfubs ♥

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May 27, 2012 63 notes

shavingryansprivates:

i had a really good text post in my head earlier but then i went to the store to buy milk and forgot so here’s a picture of snaggletooth fox

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May 27, 2012 96,606 notes

What's wrong with our society.

Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO